10. Those weird people who wear spandex and ride bikes on the road and not on the sidewalk! They truly think they BELONG on the road. And, whats with the pointy helmets?
9. People that bring toddlers to church. HELLO?!?!?! You know your kid is going to scream, put them in the daycare until the service is over. Ever think Im there to RELAX and become one with God? Not sit there and listen to you try to negotiate with a 2 year old to be quiet?
8. Obama. Do I really need to elaborate?
7. Anyone who thinks they are entitled to ANYTHING for doing NOTHING! Case in point...people who refuse to work and want to be on welfare. You need welfare? Fine, piss in this cup, and if it comes back negative for any drugs AND alcohol, you'll get help for 3 months. After that, you better have a plan!
6. People who don't think I should be allowed to smack their kids when they mouth off at me....Or for that fact, their own parents. Standing in Walmart, I have had the extreme pleasure to watch this in action. I had to physically restrain myself from leaning over and pimp slapping some teenager girl for the way she was talking to her mother. Maybe I should have smacked em both....The mom let her get that way afterall!
5. Anxiety. Isnt life freaking hard enough? Apparently not, lets throw in a few hours a day of extreme fear over NOTHING! Nice......
4. Certain Relatives. Again, do I need to explain?
3. Temps over 90 and below 72. There is no reason for it to be so hot outside that you can fry an egg on your forehead, nor cold enough to have your tongue stuck to a piece of metal cause of a dare..... I think it should be 75 degrees with a southwesterly wind 365 days a year....
2. Menstration. Really? Don't we have enough crap to deal with already? Don't we hurt enough our entire lives? Whose idea was this crap? Id love to slap the shit out of them.
1. Miltary Deployments. This I don't have to explain to you fellow military wives. But to you civilian ladies.....I've heard you bitch about your husbands being gone for a weekend....SHUT UP! Try 15 months, then come back and bitch.....You'll be listend to and given a shoulder to cry on. Until then, be happy your husband is safe you whiney wenches.
Well, there is Missys top 10 list of things she hate......
Be on the look out for things she likes.....But, I wouldnt hold your breath!
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